Expressive Opposition

The Ultimate Beginners Guide to Social Disobedience

Under different circumstances this story could begin, “what the government and OPEC don’t want you to know!” However, I will start by saying that acetone is indeed a very interesting substance, with the added bonus that it has yet to be proven as a carcinogen. I hate things that cause cancer, don’t you? Acetone has also yet to be proven as a miracle fuel mileage extender… But what if the truth is being suppressed and only through the Internet can the miracle fuel additive acetone be announced?

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God doesn’t exist because the History Channel has researched every biblical account and concluded that random, unlikely, yet not impossible, sequences of several natural events occurring in a brief time span can explain any so called “act of God.” From a series of historian interview excerpts, viewers learn how mankind, from ancient Egypt to Renaissance Europe, believed that frequent common natural events like lightning were so difficult to comprehend that God was simply a superstitious way of accepting nature’s forces. Each day the History Channel parades the many reasons Americans should surrender their Christianity and become enlightened atheists or sometimes going even further to help us become more sympathetic to the historical plight of Muslims.

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You’ve got Christians upset about the Harry Potter books for various reasons, while you have parents grateful their children are reading books, and finally you have adults going nuts over this as if Harry Potter was the next best thing to cigarettes and sex, but what you don’t have is sanity. Those of us outside the fad driven culture are just sick of hearing the mention of Harry F’ing Potter! I think Joel Stein puts it best in his L.A. Times story by saying “The story is stupid if you’re over 13.” I think I will administer spankings to my children using hardcover Harry Potter books so they will develop a healthy hate relationship between those two words and ass numbing pain.

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